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What are the benefits of VIP seating in cinemas? Mat reckons there are none.
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Send your rant idea to us and see if it gets published on TheSite. - Seating for the special
VIP seats at the cinema just aint special anymore, rants Mat. - Advance to the next level
Are A-levels getting easier? Don't insult me, says Hattie. - You're barred
Kate is calling time on the rudeness she encounters working at a pub. - More respect for young mums
I may be young, but I'm still a good mum says Victoria. - Pointless protests
Daisy liked a good march, but only when there's a clear goal in sight. - Po-faced presenters
Oswin despairs of talentless TV presenters. - Vexed veggie
Don't force me to eat ham sandwiches, pleads Jessica. - Girl in the hood
Hoodies don't make you dangerous, says Aarti. It's just a bit of cloth. - Daily health scares
Emily can't pick up a paper without reading a hideous health scare. - Student spongers
Jade has treated her friends to one too many taxi fares. - Celebrity chefdom
John has come up with a plan to deflate the heads of celebrity chefs. - Go go gadgets
It sucks when your expensive toys break prematurely. - Costa del hell
David says Brits are bad news abroad. - Celebrity politicians
Personality is given too much value in politics, argues John. - Expensive digs
Lucy wonders why renting a property is such a drain on our finances. - Fools rush in
Tasha would rather be single than settle for a rushed marriage. - Pompous prose
Rhian loves literature, but not literary snobs. - Bobbies on heat
Zoë has a bone to pick with aggressive police officers. - Beetroot blues
Blushing gets on Rachael's nerves. - Fuggly fashion
Maryam is boycotting cheap and overpriced fashion alike. - Reality cheque
Luke is furious with shops who give store cards to students. - Beach bummer
Sena is disappointed with the demise of her local surroundings. - Slump hump
Harry believes good can come from the economic downturn. - Hit and Ms
Mione is miffed with titles for women. - Age wage difference
Hoda is fighting for equal pay for everyone over 16. - Less glove, more love
Rachel wishes there was more to sex education than being told to use condoms. - Twelve weeks of Christmas
Don't be sad and celebrate Christmas too early, says Adam. - I'm not faking it
Hannah is mad with people who doubt her disability. - Job hunting joke
Rosie's hunt for a part-time job has been as gruelling as The Apprentice. - Carbon cop out
Mione thinks the government needs to work harder to combat pollution problems. - Cheap labels
Marsha can't stand the words 'chav' and 'emo'. - Zero worship
Helen wishes more people would realise that size zero has its benefits. - A plastic society
Feima can't understand why people go to extreme lengths to look perfect. - All blood and no guts
Jessica feels sick when horror films are full of gore and not much else. - A suitable boy
Don't assume my parents are strict just because they're Indian, says Chandni. - Shy and mighty
Rosemary can't understand why drugs have been developed to 'cure' shyness. - Give students a chance!
Dom can't bear people who moan about students. - It's just not art
Modern art isn't edgy, it's just crap, rants Sarah. - My life, my choices
Mei wants the brainwashed public to understand that university isn't for everybody. - On yer bike
Amy wishes that all cyclists on the road were as good as her. - Gimp my ride
Debs is fed up with boy racers who think they are the bees knees. - Suspicious minds
James can't believe that terror suspects can now be detained for six weeks based on suspicion alone. - No faith, no morals?
Vicky is frustrated by the belief that religious people are morally superior to atheists. - Trolley rage
Jackie has spent four years too long working in a supermarket. - Take a break from your phone
Mobile phones turn even the most friendly and generous people turn into morons, rants Sue. - Feminist fury
Gemma is angry with people who dismiss feminists. - Toilet trauma
Rosie is fearful of using stinking toilets on trains. - Your vote counts
Vicky explains why voting is so important. - Sales stress
Cherry wants to tell you why sales are as never as good as they look. - Superstitious suckers
Nadine is fed up with people who don't have a clue why they believe in superstitions. - Student wasters
Laura doesn't understand why people waste their university experience. - Ticket to ride
Sometimes public transport is a bit too public... - The same but different
Letisha doesn't like being compared to her sister. - Advertising angst
Dan just wants all the adverts to stop. - Random stoppers
Jess needs you to move out of her way. - Ruling planets rip-off
You won't catch Gemma wasting her hard earned cash on horoscope readings. - Sober and not sad
Mark is fed up of people looking down on him for not drinking alcohol. - Whining about the weather
Emily looks back at the year when summer never came. - Facebook friends
Sara would much rather meet up with her friends in real life than poke them on Facebook. - A child is for life
Rebecca has got a bee in her bonnet about parents who lose interest in their children when they become teenagers. - The true meaning of vintage
Katherine is annoyed that vintage clothing is no longer genuine. - Respect?
Rick is fed up with the way young people are portrayed in the media. - Hollywood sequels
Saji is annoyed at movie producers for churning out tedious film sequels instead of coming up with new ideas. - Saggy trousers
Chris is fed up of the sight of people wearing baggy trousers with their underwear hanging out. - Airport agony
Franscesca is sick of her holidays being tainted by dodgy experiences at airports. - Ungrateful guests
Stephanie realises that being a hospitable host is not all it's cracked up to be. - Drug mugs
Hannah doesn't see the point of taking drugs. - Sisterly love
Holly wishes the boys would stay away from her younger sister. - Nanny state nation
James hates liberals and their ideas on education, smacking and baby talk. - From hero to size zero
Penny thinks the current fad to be a size O is getting out of hand. - Underground madness
The London Underground is a shambles for disabled people, says a very angry Mark. - The university bug
Camilla is sick of being ill at uni just because of other people's bad hygiene. - Commercial codswallop
Valentine's Day is a waste of time for everyone involved and is a scam we should all say "No" to, moans Jenny. - Recognising disablism
We need to highlight prejudice towards disabled people in the same way that Big Brother 7 sparked a row over racism, says David. - Cheating shame
Cheating partners should be ashamed of their behaviour, rants Pia. - The fight for equality
Why are women ruining their chances of equality by behaving badly, worries Gemma. - Hands off my things!
Paris is sick of friends who take her generosity for granted. - Housemate hell
Cristabel hates living with a housemate who smells and doesn't clean-up. - Christmas waste
Julia hates the amount of waste we all make at Christmas. - Idolising idiots
Why are we idolising idiots when there are far more people worthy of our appreciation? - A-list adoption
Lauren explains why celebrity adoption is not always as simple as it looks. - National health disaster
Alex despises the NHS for not giving his nan the care she needs. - Degree success
Stuart says a 2:2 degree is far from being a failure. - Big Brother's mental state
Muzakkir thinks Endemol's Big Brother show should be banned from letting vulnerable housemates go on TV. - Smoke gets in your eyes
Meera hates it when smokers inflict their bad habits on people around them. - MySpace mania
MySpace is becoming an internet phenomenon for vain people, rants Michele. - Schools out
Jenna thinks education needs to be more about producing good citizens. - The injustice of justice
Rebekah thinks that sex offenders should be getting harsher sentences. - Am I politically correct?
Amanda thinks that political correctness has gone way too far. - Mid-twenties crisis
Catalina asks why no-one warned her about the mid-twenties crisis? - Advertising space
Why are celebrities taking over the adverts? Bring on the real people, Leanne rants. - Saying no to fashion
Why do some women insist on wearing the latest fashion trends even when they look ridiculous? - Votes at 16
Why should people over the age of 16 not be able to vote when they pay taxes? - A-grade cheaters
Why should lazy students who get last-minute help get top grades? - Three's a crowd
Friends who ditch you for their boyfriends are no friends of mine, moans Buwani. - Whatever happened to George?
Lauren urges leprechaun-loving Londoners to remember St George's Day. - Begrudging happy couples
Single people need to stop giving happy couples such a hard time. - Nice boys
There's more to being perfect boyfriend material than being nice, fumes David. - Reality for the insane
Emma lets rip at the contestants and judges of reality pop shows. - Farewell to foreign friends
Sarah fumes over the injustice international students face if they want to work in the UK afer their studies. - State school queue jumpers
Are state school pupils taking the best university places? - I'm a hairdresser-phobic
If you hate going for a trim, read on. - The grass isn't always greener
Is there grass in your back garden? Be careful, there might be a "modern suburban home" on it by the morning, rants Vicky. - Anonymous marking
Vicky moans about the unfair marking system at her uni. - Common courtesy
What ever happened to 'please and thank you' and 'sorry and excuse me'? - Pop snobbery
What exactly is wrong with loving Girls Aloud? - House parties
Just not at your parents' place. - Immigration critics
It's the economy, stupid. - Ticket touts
"Buy and sell" - no thanks. - Twitching twats
Lily screams: "Stop it!" - Musicals
Stephen thinks they are just the sound of muzak. - Men in make up
Robert Smith can't be wrong. Can he? - Tan lines
Why white is the new brown. - Keenos
Stop being so... keen - A marriage made in Asda
Going up the aisle - 7 (frozen foods). - Odd baby names
It should be a criminal offence. - International student fees
Andrea Tejokusumo thinks British education fees are way too high. - Self-help books
Got a problem? Asha Mehta has, but she won't be turning to a book for support. - Househunting blues
Ben Pole went looking for a flat but only found frustration - Die detox die
January is not the time to detox. - Evil shop assistants
Drop the attitude! You only work here. You don't own the place. - Personal space invaders
Don't stand so close to me! - Landlord bastards
Evil landlords are getting up Justin Credible's nose. - Londonphiles
Sopia Wong asks: "What is so great about London?" - Ex-best friends
Clare found losing her best friend very difficult. - Hands-free twats
Why do hands-free talkers look like lunatics? - Dog owners and dog shit
Why don't dog owners in the UK toilet train their dogs? - Camping hell
Before you apply to teach in an American summer camp, read on. - Meeting the inlaws
Clare gets thrown in the lion's den when she goes to meet her boyfriend's mother. - Stoners
Just a bunch of wasters?