January 2006 polls
Are you anxious about student debt?
No - I haven't got any
25%
No - it's under control
25%
Yes - it terrifies me
25%
Sometimes - but my qualification is worth it
25%
Which socks are the best?
Trainer socks
25%
Ankle socks
25%
Football socks
25%
Knee high stripy socks
25%
Can you sing?
I turned down Broadway's offer
25%
Yes I've sung in front of large audiences
25%
I've tried but my voice needs some work
25%
I sound more like a donkey than a human
25%
The recent media coverage of the whale in the Thames was:
Important news
25%
Worth a small news slot
25%
A novelty/comical item
25%
A complete waste of time
25%
Sniffer dogs should be used to seek out drugs in schools
I agree
33%
No they shouldn't
33%
Only as a final resort
33%
Taking the contraceptive pill causes women to put on weight
It's the depressing truth
25%
It's a rubbish myth
25%
It depends on the woman
25%
I wouldn't know
25%
Do you think euthanasia should be legalised in the UK?
Yes
50%
No
50%
Do you know anyone in real life who behaves like Little Britain's Vicky Pollard?
Yes
33%
No
33%
Yeah but no
33%
How often do you change your undies?
Everyday
25%
Once a week
25%
Never
25%
I go commando
25%
Saturday is an ideal opportunity to...
Go out on the razzle
20%
Volunteer
20%
Catch up on sleep
20%
Make some extra money
20%
Just hang out
20%
The revelation that Tony Blair had a shot at rock stardom:
Lowers my opinion of him
33%
Doesn't affect my view of him
33%
Gives me a higher opinion of him
33%
Which condom brand is the most reliable?
Condomi
25%
Durex
25%
Jiffy
0%
Trojan
25%
I'd never rely on condoms
25%
Are you a selective eater?
No - I eat what I'm given
25%
Only at home
25%
Yes - I follow a strict diet
25%
Yes - I live on junk food
25%
My worst relationship rejection was:
In person
16%
By phone
16%
By text message
16%
In an email
16%
By ignoring me
16%
I've never been rejected
16%
X Factor winner Shayne Ward tops charts for fourth week running
Hooray!
0%
Good for him
50%
The charts are just whack
50%
Do you think you will own your own house by the time you hit 30?
Yes - that's what I'm aiming for
25%
Hopefully before then
25%
I already own one
25%
No chance
25%
Who is your favourite transvestite?
Dennis Rodman
25%
Lilly Savage
25%
Dame Edna
25%
Guy Pearce in Priscilla
25%
Would you quit work or education for a shot at fame?
Yes - I'd leave tomorrow
25%
No - It's not worth it
25%
I'm already famous
25%
I've tried and failed
25%
Are you interested in researching your family tree?
Yes
50%
No
50%
Have you heard about the government's 'respect' campaign?
Yes - it's very interesting
33%
It sounds frightening
33%
What? Do you mean like Ali G?
33%
Have you ever served up a ready meal as your own cooking?
Yes and no-one questioned it
25%
Yes, but I got caught out
25%
No and I never would
25%
What a good idea
25%
Footballers set a bad example to young people when they spit
Yes - I've seen people copy them
25%
No - It's just a gross habit
25%
People spit anyway
25%
Who cares what footballers do?
25%
Should cannabis be reclassified?
No - it should be Class C
33%
No - as if we're not confused enough
33%
Yes - it should be Class B
33%
Are you excited about Celebrity Big Brother?
Yes
25%
A teeny bit
25%
You must be joking
25%
Celebrity Big what?
25%
Which search engine do you use most often?
Google
20%
Yahoo
20%
MSN
20%
AOL
20%
Ask Jeeves
20%












