April 2006 Polls
This May Day I will mostly be:
Dancing around the maypole
25%
Chilling with mates
25%
Marching/campaigning
25%
Studying/working
25%
Is male hormonal contraception a good idea?
Women won't trust men to take it
25%
It's good to have options
25%
It's the woman's responsibility
25%
It's a brilliant idea
25%
There's a new film about 9/11
It's about time
25%
It's too soon
25%
That's bad taste
25%
It sounds interesting
25%
David Hasselhoff is appearing in Panto this year
Legend! I'll take 2 tickets
25%
He must be desperate
25%
Panto's not sad anymore
25%
He's nothing without KITT
25%
The BNP is gaining popularity in the UK
Not from where I'm standing
25%
They aren't racist you know
25%
It's sad but true
25%
They should be banned
25%
John Prescott had an affair with a secretary
Political Sleaze? Never!
25%
Eurgh, he's minging!
25%
He made a mistake
25%
Hats off to two jags
25%
The BBC is dropping Grandstand
It's the end of an era
33%
It's rubbish anyway
33%
It'll be replaced with a clone
33%
Experts claim housework is therapeutic for women
Women have always loved it
25%
OMG, that's so sexist
25%
Cleaning sucks
25%
It's therapeutic for guys too
25%
Tickets for Madonna's tour are up to £160 + £13 booking fee.
A bargain - she's a pop Goddess
0%
That's a bit steep
50%
What a rip off - she's rubbish
50%
What will you be doing during the marathon?
Running it to win
20%
Jogging it in a chicken suit
20%
Watching it
20%
Sleeping
20%
Living my life as normal
20%
The Queen's cousin says that she will never abdicate. Should she?
Yes, give Charlie a go
25%
Yes, but for William
25%
No, she's in this job for life
25%
Dismantle the monarchy, start the revolution!
25%
Is it wrong to accept organs from executed Chinese prisoners?
Yes - criminals shouldn't have rights
25%
Not if the prisoner consented
25%
Yes - it's exploitation of the dying
25%
Not if it saves lives
25%
Debit card spending has outstripped cash for the first time. How do you prefer to pay?
Debit card - it's easier
25%
Credit card - so I can buy big
25%
Cash - the original and best
25%
Buttons
25%
Tom Cruise plans to eat his child's placenta
Yum, free food!
20%
A great way to bond with his baby
20%
Fair play, but I wouldn't do it
20%
Yuk - that's gross
20%
What's a placenta?
20%
Would you like an Easter egg?
Yes please - I haven't got any
33%
No thanks - I don't dig sweet things
33%
Not another - I'm gonna be sick
33%
Do you believe in the Easter bunny?
Yes - I can't wait for tomorrow's egg hunt
50%
No - I believe in the Easter fat cat though
50%
Over the next four days I will mostly be...
Eating chocolate
25%
Sleeping
25%
Partying
25%
Working/studying
25%
Prove the critics wrong and tell us you're good at DIY:
Sure - I'm amazing at DIY
25%
I can just about change a plug
25%
Sorry, my lack of skills is shocking
25%
What is DIY?
25%
The British Flag is now 400 years old
I'm so proud
25%
As if I care
25%
Now's the time to get rid
25%
I prefer individual flags
25%
Do you drink enough water?
Yes - more than enough
25%
I drink eight glasses per day
25%
I often forget to drink
25%
I drink anything but water
25%
Which apocalypse makes you quake in your boots?
Mad Max 2
25%
Terminator 2
25%
Hell comes to Frogtown
25%
Ice cream running out
25%
What is H5N1?
A Japanese car
33%
R2D2's friend in Star wars
33%
A virus strain
33%
Selfridges has revealed it's to sell a steak sarnie priced at £85.50
I bet it's delicious
25%
It's all in the name darling
25%
Is the beef made of gold?
25%
Excuse me - there's a typo in today's poll
25%
Are you addicted to your mobile phone?
Yes - I suffer withdrawals without it
25%
No - but I use it too often
25%
No - I only use it occasionally
25%
I don't even own one
25%
Do you wear a seat-belt when you're in a car?
As long as it's moving
25%
Sometimes I forget
25%
If I can be bothered
25%
No - it's too uncomfortable
25%












