March 2006 Polls
Would you get your tongue pierced?
Been there, done that
5%
I've considered it
35%
If I was very drunk
6%
No way ouch!
52%
Will you be playing any April fools jokes?
Whoopee cushion at the ready
12%
I'm more likely to get caught out
15%
I don't agree with mockery
10%
April fools? thanks for the reminder
61%
I'd describe myself in three words as:
Happy, optimistic, funny
25%
Cool, calm, collected
22%
Bitter, cynical, pessimistic
22%
Bored at work
16%
Very bad at counting
13%
When I was six I wanted to be:
A doctor/nurse
30%
In the emergency services
12%
A pop/rockstar
17%
A pilot
12%
A sports champion
19%
A bus/train driver
8%
I visit the doctor:
If I'm on my death bed
46%
Once/twice a year
36%
Fairly regularly
14%
I'm there all the time
2%
Underage sex is:
Illegal and wrong
16%
Ok if it's safe
34%
Inevitable
39%
Just a bit of fun
8%
If I could have any superhero power it would be:
Invisibility
56%
The ability to fly
30%
X-ray vision
1%
Elasticity
1%
Immortality
10%
What do you wear in bed?
Nothing at all
37%
A t-shirt
22%
Cotton pyjamas
35%
Something silky and sexy
3%
A full PVC outfit
2%
VAT on condoms has dropped from 17.5% to 5%. This is:
Brilliant news - it's a big cut
16%
A step in the right direction
17%
Not enough of a drop
0%
There shouldn't be VAT on condoms
66%
Do you think allowing people to self harm while supervised in hospital is a good idea?
It's the safest solution
8%
Not ideal, but a good idea
31%
Other methods are better
17%
It's a terrible idea
42%
The amount of sleep I need is:
12 hours slumber
14%
Eight hours deep sleep
62%
Six hours snoozing
16%
Four hours drunken kip
5%
15 minute power naps
1%
The minimum wage for over 22 year olds is to rise to £5.35
It's still not enough to live on
32%
It's not bad, but could be higher
24%
It's quite fair compared to other countries
12%
It should be the minimum wage for 16 year olds
27%
It's like a lottery win
4%
Iraq three years on is:
A safer, more democratic country
2%
Progressing for the better
23%
No better or worse than before
36%
In a worse way than before
37%
The most effective hangover cure is:
Fresh fruit
28%
Alka-seltzer and caffeine drinks
14%
A greasy fry up
48%
Hair of the dog
9%
Which chocolate is the most horrible in the selection box?
Marzipan
30%
Orange cream
14%
Strawberry cream
4%
Coffee
39%
Nut
12%
My favourite 'gourmet' crisps are:
Walkers Sensations
38%
Real McCoys - Specials
35%
Kettle Chips
26%
Golden Wonder - Golden Skins
0%
The best film trilogy is:
Star Wars
28%
Terminator
5%
The Matrix
14%
Back to the Future
20%
The Godfather
30%
My favourite time of the week is:
Monday morning - back to work
2%
Wednesday afternoon - half way through
11%
Friday night - party time
56%
Sunday morning - extra sleep
30%
Has the winter weather left you feeling down in the dumps?
Yes - well and truly fed up
62%
Not really - I like a bit of British drizzle
33%
No - I'm dreading the summer
3%
What film are you most looking forward to?
Basic Instinct 2
5%
Casino Royale
16%
The Da Vinci Code
19%
Superman Returns
6%
X-men 3
51%
What was your choice for best film?
Brokeback Mountain
38%
Capote
3%
Crash
36%
Good Night, and Good Luck
10%
Munich
11%
Is Davina the worst chat show ever?
Yes - it's foul
60%
No - Johnny Vaughn was worse
20%
No - I really like it
19%
What do you do most?
Slouching in front of the idiot box
22%
Windsurfing the interweb
77%
What does No Smoking Day mean to you?
A chance to encourage my friends to stop
9%
A day without lighting up
4%
The start of my plan to quit
4%
A day to breathe clean air
27%
It's no different to any other day
53%
Should a third of Britain's badgers be culled?
Yes - they are vicious disease spreading critters
26%
No - they are sociable, furry woodland friends
73%











