July 2008 polls
Should Joey Barton be allowed to return to Newcastle United?
Yes, everyone deserves a second chance
25%
Yes, but he should be watched closely
25%
No, what kind of a role model is that?
25%
No, lock him up and throw away the key
25%
Labour backs votes at 16
Something good at last
25%
Labour always knows best
25%
Spouting rubbish again
25%
Less talk, more action please!
25%
Do you talk about sex with your parents?
Yes, I'm quite open about it
25%
No way!
25%
Only when they bring it up
25%
I try to avoid it
25%
Blockbuster of the summer?
Wall E
25%
The Dark Knight
25%
Hancock
25%
Mamma Mia
25%
What's been the best festival of the summer so far?
Glasto
33%
T in the Park
33%
Oxegen
0%
None - festivals are crap
33%
Who would you vote for in the US presidential elections?
Barack Obama
25%
John McCain
25%
I wouldn't bother
25%
Is George Bush running again?
25%
Do you go for GUM clinic check-ups?
Yes - regularly
25%
Only if there's an obvious problem
25%
No point - I use protection
25%
No - never had sex
25%
One day, I should probably sort out my:
Coffee dependency
25%
Chocolate overindulgence
25%
Smoking addiction
25%
Binge drinking
25%
This weekend I'm:
Busy as a bee
25%
Taking it easy
25%
Catching up with lost sleep
25%
No clue, I don't plan ahead
25%
Most disturbing film of all time?
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
25%
Requiem for a Dream
25%
Irreversible
25%
Fire Walk with Me
25%
A curfew has been imposed in Redruth, Cornwall ordering all under 16s indoors by 9pm.
Didn't the Gestapo do that?
25%
An insane unenforceable policy
25%
And that will help how...?
25%
Good idea, but I doubt 15 year-olds will listen
25%
Amy Winehouse starring in Doctor Who would be:
Rewarding her drugs lifestyle
25%
Nooooo, get her out of the public eye already
25%
Odd but good for her
25%
Absolutely hilarious! Bring it on
25%
Spray-on condoms could soon be on the market.
That's vile, no thanks!
25%
Uh... what if I spray it wrongly?
25%
Sounds like a good idea but I'll give it a miss.
25%
Wonderful! Science surprises me everyday.
25%
If I had to choose, I would be:
Married with kids
25%
Absurdly rich
25%
Wild and carefree
25%
None, I'd leave it up to chance
25%
On a date, the biggest turn-off would be:
Bad breath
33%
Terrible dancing
0%
A negative attitude
33%
Nothing. I'm easy-going
33%
Would you lie at an interview?
If it gets me the job, sure
25%
Only about the little things
25%
I would but I'm scared of being caught out
25%
Never. Lying is wrong
25%
Online dating is:
For desperate singles
25%
A glorified Facebook
25%
A bit of a laugh
25%
How I found true love!
25%












