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Do you know your schlongs from your sphincters and your fannies from your frenulums? Find out with this quiz.
1. A mate announces that he's the proud owner of a Prince Albert. What is he talking about?
An 18th-century Prussian vase Cockney slang for a shirt An uncalled-for erection A piercing through the penis head
2. The frenulum might sound familiar, but what exactly is it?
A thick plastic plectrum used to play the ukulele A surgical instrument used to remove foreign bodies from the rectum The band of tissue that runs from the tip of the penis to the ridge around the head The area between the clitoris and vagina
3. "I touched his prostate and he came like a steam train," claimed Julia. How could she have done this?
By squeezing his scrotum By inserting her finger into his anus By tickling his testes By rubbing the base of the penis
4. If a man is on his refractory period, what does this mean?
He can probably be found in the canteen He can probably be found resting up, having just had sexual intercourse He can probably be found in deep thought, having an unwanted erection He can probably be found masturbating in a bed-sit
5. What is the area between the genitals and the anus known as?
The Pomeranian The periwinkle The perineum The polonium
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