Text flirting
How text messaging can boost your lovelife.
Send your message to the right person
Always double-check who you're texting, especially if it involves dairy products - it's no fun explaining to your Gran why you want to cover her in cream and lick it off.
Timing
Send a message at 2am after you've been kicked out of a club and you're basically saying: "I've had a few drinks and feel a bit frisky." Send a text on a Monday morning and it's more like: "I'm a sensitive loving soul who thinks you're wonderful all the time - not just after 18 Bacardi Breezers."