Return of the random survey
Where would you expect to see Venus Fly Traps, Top Gear and the best things about being you mentioned in the same article? In the results of TheSite.org's Random Survey of course. Read on for our arbitrary insights from 2006.
Top ten TV shows
- X Factor
- Top Gear
- Strictly Come Dancing
- Desperate Housewives
Top ten worst TV shows
- Any reality TV show
- Big Brother
- Coronation Street
- Deal or No Deal
- River City
- Trinny and Susannah
What's the best thing about being you?
"I make people laugh."
"I have so many opportunities available to me."
"I'm confident, bubbly and there's always someone there for me."
"I work as a nursery nurse so I can be a big kid all day long."
"I don't care about being different from other people and I'm comfortable being me."
"My occasional feeling of happiness, which I get for no apparent reason. It doesn't matter where or when, I just feel weightless, believing I could take on the world."
"The fact that I treat people the way I wish to be treated and I'm open-minded."
"My fits of giggles"
"I know that I'm loved."
If I were a... I'd be a... because...
Here are some of your most creative responses:
"If I were an animal I'd be a cat so I could shit in the slippers of people who've done me wrong."
"If I were a chocolate I'd be a champagne truffle because I'm suitably expensive."
"If I were a plant, I'd be a Venus fly trap as I open up wide sometimes, but close up really easily when someone tries to dig too deep."
"If I were a drink I'd be a cheap alcopop because I bring out people's naughty side and I'm incredibly sweet." (aww)
"If I were an animal I'd be a dogbird. Because dog's look like they have so much fun, but I'd want wings as well because I'd LOVE to be able to fly."
"If I were an STI I'd be thrush because I'm an irritating cunt."
"IfI were a fungus, I'd be a verruca because I'm a people person."
"If I were a flower, I'd be a rose, because I look nice, but you have to watch out for the thorns."
"If I were a song I'd be a remix because I'm catchy."