February 2007 Polls
Should all schools, colleges and workplaces stock fairtrade products?
Absolutely
25%
Yes, mine does already
25%
No, they're too pricey
25%
I couldn't care less
25%
Michael Jackson is tipped to go on tour with the Jackson Five
Wow - that would be amazing
25%
They're all too old for that
25%
They're not my cup of tea
25%
It will never happen
25%
What's the best movie trilogy?
The original Star Wars
25%
Lord of the Rings
25%
The Godfather
25%
Back to the Future
25%
Should Prince Harry be deployed to Southern Iraq?
Duh - isn't that why he's in the army?
25%
Yes, military service is in his blood
25%
No, we should protect our prince
25%
No, all soldiers should be withdrawn
25%
Did you sign the petition against the Government's planned road pricing policy?
Yes, I'm happy with my email from Blair
0%
Yes, but we need to do more
33%
No, I'm not against road pricing
33%
No, I don't see the point of petitions
33%
Do you ever listen to local radio stations?
Yes, they're great
25%
No, they're really dire
25%
Only if I can't tune to another station
25%
No chance - too much competition, not enough time
25%
Is Britney Spears' shaved head
Hot or
50%
Not
50%
What would you put your hand down the toilet to retrieve?
Anything - if I had some gloves
33%
Only valuables like my mobile
33%
Nothing - that's gross
33%
Was Lily Allen robbed of the "Best female solo artist" award at the Brits?
Too right she was
25%
Nah, Ms Winehouse kicks her ass
25%
No, but Amy shouldn't have won either
25%
Nevermind her, what about poor Jarvis?
25%
What's the best kind of Valentine?
The sexual kind
25%
The edible kind
25%
The anonymous kind
25%
The non-existent kind
25%
What's your overall impression of landlords?
They just price people out of the market
25%
Some are good, some are dire
25%
They're loaded capitalists
25%
I envy them
25%
It's time for a break on the cheap. But where?
Bulgaria
25%
Hungary
25%
Prague
25%
Turkey
25%
How many inches have you had this week?
Zilch
25%
A mediocre four inches
25%
Four to eight inches
25%
A good, solid 10 inches
25%
What do you think of child beauty pagents?
They're sick
33%
They're horrific
33%
They should be banned
33%
What's your favourite poll?
Opinion poll
25%
Graham Poll
25%
Barge pole
25%
Lech Walesa
25%
Do you use the internet on your phone?
If I really need to
25%
No, it's too expensive
25%
Yeah, it's really handy
25%
No, there's nothing worth looking at
25%
Favourite captain?
Kirk
25%
Hook
25%
Birdseye
25%
Corelli
25%
What should be the new national anthem?
The Archers theme tune
25%
Agadoo by Black Lace
25%
Gold by Spandau Ballet
25%
la Marseillaise
25%
Should festival organisers make punters register to buy tickets?
Yes, it's good to stop the touts
50%
No, it's too much hassle
50%












